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mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

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thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?
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rnisfortune:

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rustymustang:

what happened to old zealand

what about old jersey

dont forget old york

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cursethegoldfish:

My mom asked who Ariana Grande was and my dad shouted from across the house “A VERY LARGE ARIANA!”

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morethanphotography:

Urban romance by GiuseppeTorre

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denali-winter:

BAM.

I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

dat sass in the last gif holy fuck

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bombing:

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

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y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

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huffpostcomedy:

Happy(?) Columbus Day. #someecards

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